((Friday, June 11, 2004))
HA!! I AM A LIBRA!!! I AM A LIBRA!!! HA!!!

why does laura hate you?
mewing.net

what celebrity feature are you?
mewing.net

take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.
and go to mewing.net. where we're all studs.
((LOL))

what kind of tard are YOU?
and go to mewing.net.

take the "are you thomas pynchon, goethe, or a brick wall?" test.
and go to mewing.net. weirder and weirder every day.

do YOU smell?
mewing.net. a wide field of wild daisies.

find YOUR drag persona
and go to mewing.net. where all the men wear skirts.
((CYNDI LAUPER WAS A DRAG QUEEN?!?! that's new. that's gross too. ugh!))

take the taboo quiz.
and go to mewing.net. nothing is taboo there.
((oh puh-leeese.))

take the nerd test.
and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.
((no i don't!!! i know i can't put my elbows on the table, and shouldn't leave till everyone has left! hrrrumppphh!))

take the jeans quiz. gus made it!
and go to mewing.net. because laura and gus collectively own over 30 pairs of jeans.
((EEEEEEEE! i don't have a wide crotch!! eee!))

take the butt quiz.
and go to mewing.net. why not visit the site of someone who made a quiz about butts?

because i thought this picture was pretty, laura of mewing.net told me this: "it seems you enjoy dancing, drinking, eating, orgies, and expensive perfume. you're the type of person who buys brand-name socks--but you are also the type of person who has been electricuted by the toaster at least seven times. you were at the top of the class in elementary school, but faltered in junior high, because you didn't understand algebra. your favorite singer, suprisingly, is prince, and in your spare time you can be found tinkering with broken calculators and atari home videogame units."
whatever will laura tell you??

take the antisocial test.
and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.
((nothing to be shy about what. lol.))

what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!
*nods*

take the cher test.
and go to mewing.net. because laura isn't cher.

take the non-offensive quiz.
and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

take the "what's my fault" quiz.
(and then browse around mewing.net. because laura is cool.)
(( + outburst by quiddity at 22:22 + ))
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